Joseph Hartwell has been an author in his mind since he was a child. Having been raised the majority of his life in a commune for over-talkative mimes, he did not learn to put words to paper until age twenty-five. Despite these setbacks, Hartwell ended up being the inspiration for Dos Equis Most Interesting Man in the World ad campaign. He has also been a historical consultant for many movie projects such as Home Alone 4 – The Quest for Peace, Ernest Goes to Camp Reloaded, and Mars Attacks Insurrection.
Joseph has since gone on to be widely known in the scientific and Nobel community for his work helping those suffering from psychosomatic male pattern baldness. As an author, Hartwell’s style has often been described as Tolstoy meets Hemingway meets Charles Dickens meets Jane Austen. Most critics, however, agree that on an objective level, it’s very likely he possesses more raw talent at mini-golf than all four combined.
